I'm five.

Or will be in a couple of days. Add the numbers together sort of thing. So, I was completely blindsided by my first ever surprise birthday party--Hello Kitty theme, of course. Now I have a ton of HK swag, and got so full of cake and lemonade that I almost did the technicolor meow.

It was so cool. I just can't tell you how loved (and tricked) I felt when I saw my friends and some family there, and learned all of the secret planning and HK e-vite stuff. Carol is the bomb.

So, thanks guys, for making an awesome day for me. You all rule!




Oh, and yesterday I heard the funniest name--this guy actually changed it to this, and then later changed it to Variable--Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon. Love it.

OUCH!!

So, for the past few months, I've been nauseous, and my stomach has been burning and bloating constantly. Yuck, right? So I had an upper endoscopy today, and heres what's wrong:

Gastritis
Hiatal Hernia
4 ulcers
Grade 2 Esophagial erosion.
Multiple cold biopsies for Helicobacter pylori infection.

So, that explains the problems. Now I'm on Prevacid. Yay.

No chocolate-covered fried chicken and orange juice for me today. Oh, well.

I'm effing hardcore, bitches.

Okay, so I went in for a colonoscopy (yeah, ew, I know) and had some weird things removed from my innards. The cool thing, though, is that I now have a tattoo on the inside of my colon. Two dots of india ink. So, like, I have a colon on my colon. How cool is that?

(Hey, at least for one day of my life I wasn't full of s**t.)